9 3, 1998

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Scott Froese who passed along this report via the internet. From the International File in Ashkelon, Israel comes the story of an unidentified 22 year old bozo who had good intentions but went about things in the wrong way. Our bozo entered a store in the Israeli town wearing extremely baggy trousers. The security guards stopped him when they noticed our bozo heading toward the door and "walking very strangely". The bozo had attempted to shoplift 32 bottles of deodorant which he had stuffed into his pants. And why did he need 32 bottles of deodorant? His answer, "I wanted to send some gifts to my family in the old country."