April 21, 2000

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Brook Clyde for sending in today’s report. From Sonoma County, California comes the story of bozo Frank Harrison who was mad at his ex-girlfriend. To get even, he decided he would rob her mother’s house. Not having a car, he called a cab to take him there, asking the cabbie to wait. The cabbie began to get a little suspicious when he noticed our bozo go around the back and then heard a loud smashing noise. A few minutes later, the bozo comes back to the cab, lugging several electronic items, with power cords dangling. Since he has no cash, our bozo offers to pay the cabbie with a VCR. The cabbie won’t take the VCR but he does get the bozo’s ID and calls the cops after he drops him off.