The Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 1054: When committing a crime, it’s usually a good idea not to target the wife of the local chief of police. From Moscow, Idaho comes the story of Bozo Sherry Stevens who stole a prescription pad from her doctor and decided to write herself a prescription for some painkillers. She made two mistakes: First she misspelled the name of the medication. And second, the pharmacist was the wife of the city’s chief of police who happened to be in the pharmacy at the time. Those two mistakes are a sure prescription for getting arrested.