Thanks to many bozo news hawks who passed along today’s story. From New York City comes the story of bozo Terrence Anderson who attempted to break into a clothing store in the Flatbush section. Our bozo was trying to squeeze himself between the metal bars on the rear window of the store when his sweater became ensnarled in the bars. In the process of trying to free himself, our bozo apparently slipped, causing the sweater to tighten around his neck and hanging himself. Police noticed that the bozo, who had a long record of burglary arrests, should have taken notice of the name of the store he attempted to rob. Perhaps he did, and it was simply too much for a bozo to resist. The name of the shop–The Dum-Dum Boutique.