Bozo criminal for today comes from Roseville, Michigan where bozo Cassidy Vance broke into a residence only to be confronted by the owners of the home. They told our bozo they were having a big dinner party that evening and could the bozo possibly come back tomorrow night to rob the place. Our bozo thought about it for a minute and said, "Uh, sure." Believe it or not, the bozo did show back up the following evening. This time the homeowner was ready, wrestling him to the ground and holding him until the cops arrived. By the way, our bozo is now suing the homeowner for injuries he recieved while being pinned down.