April 24, 2000

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Toledo, Ohio where bozo Roger Martin held up a convenience store, trying to disable the cash register by cutting the cord with a knife. All the bozo got for his trouble was a nasty shock. He then became confused when he asked the clerk if she could just put the money in a bag for him and she said, "Paper or plastic?" He finally got his money but by the time he made it outside his getaway car driver had gotten nervous and left. Police arrested him as he waited for his ride on a nearby street corner.