June 30, 2000

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Bozo criminal for today learned the hard way that it’s not just the police you have to worry about when you’re a bozo, sometimes you also have to watch out for your fellow citizens. From Madison, Wisconsin comes the story of bozo John Hanson who flashed a knife at the Bank One teller and demanded cash. Unfortunately for our bozo a quick thinking customer saw what was going on and unhooked the cord used to direct the line of customers and hurled the metal post it was attached to at him. Our bozo was knocked to the floor, losing his knife in the process. He struggled to his feet and staggered toward the door only to be hit over the head by a chair wielding customer. Another customer then sat on our bozo until police arrived.