July 03, 2000

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Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 3332. If you’re wanted by the cops it’s usually a good idea to keep quiet. From Milwaukee, Wisconsin comes the story of bozo James Sellars who had just bought a new stereo for his car. And not just any stereo either, but one of those megawatt earth shakers. Our bozo was cruising the streets with that stereo turned all the way up when he attracted the attention of the chief of police who was a whole block away. Upon pulling him over the chief noticed an unlicensed handgun on the seat. When he ran a license check it was discovered that our bozo was wanted for fleeing an officer, damage to property and possession of a controlled substance. He faces up to 15 years in jail, all because that stereo was too loud.