December 14, 2000

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Bozo criminal for today comes from the rarely used Bozo Broken Hearts Club. From the International File in Germany comes the story of a heartbroken bozo who was upset because his girlfriend dumped him. He was so distraught that he decided to end it all by causing a gas explosion in his apartment. After leaving the gas on for a while our bozo had second thoughts and turned off all the gas pipes in the building. Thinking he had averted disaster, our bozo sat down and lit up a cigarette. Bad idea. The resulting explosion blew the roof off the building but no one was seriously injured. Romeo is now in custody.