December 13, 2000

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Cynthia Kindler-Thomas for sending in today’s report. From Denton, Texas comes the story of bozo Michael Ross who had some trash that he needed to dispose of, regular household type stuff, a pair of twin beds and a sleeper sofa. So he left it on the curb for pickup, right? Nope, a bozo wouldn’t do anything that simple. So he took the stuff to a landfill? Nope. Maybe he called a charity to come and pick it up? Not this bozo. Instead he loaded it into his pickup and dumped it on the side of the road when he thought no one was looking. That would have been fine except for one thing. He left several job applications in the trash, complete with all his vital information. And while checking out this information, the cops found he was also wanted on theft charges. His new job may include picking up trash for the state.