February 26, 2001

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Chicago, Illinois where bozo Marquez Lane was a snazzy dresser. And that’s just what got him into trouble. Our bozo held up a bank that he used to work for. He took all the proper precautions. He wore a mask and he even tried to disguise his voice. Yet the teller was still able to give the cops a positive ID. How? It was the shoes. The same shoes that he always wore to work. The very distinctive blue suede ones. When the cops arrived in his home our bozo still had them on and the loot was still in his pocket.