bozo criminal for today comes from Millerstown, Pennsylvania. bozo Dorothy Lucas came up with a neat little scheme. She would print some counterfeit money and deposit into her ATM account. She would then transfer some of the money into her husband’s checking account and, hopefully, no one would be any the wiser. Sounds like a good plan except for one thing. That bill was just a little too large. About $999,900 too large. She tried to deposit a million dollar bill. There is not now and never has been a million dollar bill. She’s under arrest.