November 2, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where you could say Bozo Robert Wages was having a bad day. First, he successfully robbed a man at gunpoint. That was the last thing he did right. Then, his getaway car pulled up to pick him up, but the driver misjudged and ran over both our bozo and the victim. The driver then panicked and left, leaving our bozo to limp away with the cash. And that’s when a second driver took aim at our bozo, hitting him with her Lexus. Seeking to defend himself, he pulled his gun but ended up shooting himself in the leg…only to have the woman in the Lexus hit him again. Fortunately, at this time the cops showed up and rescued our bozo, taking him to the hospital before arresting him.

November 1, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ed Hart for sending in today’s report. From Belleville, Illinois comes the story of bozo Anthony Moore, who called the cops to report that someone had stolen his marijuana. That in itself is stupid, but it’s what happened afterward that secured Anthony’s place in the Bozo Hall of Fame. When investigating officers showed up at our bozo’s house, he took them into the room that the plants had been stolen from. Much to his, and the officer’s, surprise the plants were still there. Our bozo then said that whoever stole them must have decided to return them. He’s under arrest.