December 26, 2002

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(Best of Bozo) Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Sgt. Thomas C. Thomason of the Sun City, Arizona sheriff’s posse for today’s report. It’s the story of bozo Frank Hart who was in the process of burglarizing a business when a couple of sheriff’s deputies noticed him. The cops ordered our bozo to put his hands up, but he ran. Right down an alley and right up to a cement wall. A big wall, too, about five feet tall and two feet thick. Our bozo must have been running on adrenaline, because he scaled it in nothing flat. Probably the biggest mistake he made that day. He had climbed into the Sun City Sheriff’s posse compound where he found himself surrounded by 15 patrol cars. He was quickly arrested.