Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Nunthorpe, England where a couple of bozos broke into a home. As they turned on the lights, they heard a voice say, "Hello, who are you?" Then, in a sterner tone, "Hey, you, come over here!" That was enough for them. Thinking they were about to be confronted by the angry homeowner, our bozos fled. If they had stuck around a little longer they would have discovered that the voice they heard came not from the homeowner, but from his trained African Grey Parrot, Matilda.