Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Phyllis Schifler for sending in today’s report. From Avon, Ohio comes the story of bozos Mark Harper and Robert Lynch who robbed a jewelry store, taking several items. Our bozos might have gotten away with their crime except for one small thing. As they were driving home, they began going through their loot, saving the valuable stuff and throwing jewelry boxes and other assorted items out the car window. Police received several calls about a vehicle driving erratically and tossing items out on the highway. Our bozos were stopped by the cops and charged with armed robbery. And littering.