Another Tale From Naked City

Bozo criminal for today comes from Coachella, California, where a Fed-Ex driver was parked in front of a residence delivering a package when he was approached by bozo Albert Lopez. Mr. Lopez was totally naked and demanded that the driver hand over the keys. Thinking it was not a good idea to mess with a naked guy, the driver gave him the keys and ran to a residence to call the cops. In the meantime, our bozo got the Fed-Ex van started but couldn’t figure out how to get it in gear. Thinking this maybe wasn’t the best idea, he ran from the vehicle only to be quickly captured by the cops. He’s under arrest.