Next Time Take The Bus

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Cliff Weixel for sending in today’s report from Clay County, Minnesota, where bozo Robert Nathan was seen driving erratically, approaching an intersection at a high rate of speed and swerving at the last minute to avoid hitting a bus. He then almost hit some other cars parked at a red light before finally being pulled over and ticketed by the cops. And how was it that the cops were able to find and arrest our bozo so quickly? Remember that bus he almost rear-ended? It was full of police officers, who were looking for distracted drivers as part of a safe driving campaign. Oops. He’s been charged with DUI, no drivers license and careless driving.