Our bozo for today comes from the Internet Division. You may be familiar with the Only Fans site where many varieties of fantasies come true. Unfortunately for our bozo for today, trying to fulfill some of those fantasies caused her to fall into the long arms of the law. It seems our bozo, who goes by the name of “Kinki Kelli” on the site specializes in pee. Yep. And specifically peeing in public places. Her latest pee spree found her at the Marriott hotel in Keene, New Hampshire, where she sprayed the hotel’s room air conditioner unit, a comforter blanket, curtains and, gasp!, a bible. And since she posted her pee pix on her Only Fans site it wasn’t too difficult for the cops to track her down. She’s apparently a veteran at the art of peeing, too, as other pictures showed her doing the deed in a grocery store and a department store. Busted! On felony and misdemeanor charges.