Bozo criminal for today was spotted walking around a Florida parking lot wearing a t-shirt with no pants, private parts dangling freely in the tropical breeze. And carrying two wine bottles and a can of beer. What’s that? Typical behavior in Florida, you say? Probably correct but our bozo ensured his place in the Bozo Hall of Shame by identifying himself to the local cops as “Charles Dickens.” After determining his real name, our well-read bozo was placed under arrest, charged with providing a false name to law enforcement, open container violations and indecent exposure.