Bozo criminal for today comes from Coweta County, Georgia, where bozo Aleena Simpson was getting anxious about the $400 in probation fees she owed to the county court. After thinking through her options, she came up with a bozo solution: Steal debit card information from a customer who came through the drive-thru she worked at the local Whataburger. What could go wrong with that? A lot, apparently. The customer noticed the $400 charge and contacted authorities. Using the court information, the cops tracked down our bozo and the victim picked her out of a lineup as the worker who took his card payment and then disappeared for a couple of minutes. Busted! But the story doesn’t end there. She’s a little more clever than expected. After agreeing to turn herself in, our bozo disappeared. Attempts are still being made to track her down.