Bozo criminal for today comes from Bristol, Connecticut, where police received a strange call concerning a disturbance at Rockwell Park. It seems the doors to the restrooms in the park’s pavilion automatically lock at 10pm, which usually doesn’t cause any problem since the doors can be opened from the inside should someone get locked in. However, the someone who got locked in this time was a park visitor’s dog. We’re not sure what he was doing in the restroom but we do know his owner was very upset. Upset enough that the climbed up on the roof and tried to slither down the chimney to rescue him. You probably know where this is going…He didn’t make it very far before he found himself stuck. Stuck tight enough that the fire department rescue team had to dismantle parts of the chimney and building to get him out. Our bozo dog rescuer, who was not injured, was arrested and charged with burglary, trespassing and criminal mischief. One bright spot. The dog is fine.