Bozo criminal for today comes from Key West, Florida, where tourists were enjoying a ride on the Conch Tour Train when our disheveled looking bozo approached the driver. He must have been a smooth talker, as he convinced the driver that he used to work for the bus company and wanted a tour of the train. The conversation escalated and before you know it, our bozo had taken the keys from the driver took the bus on a spin around Key West, even making a couple of stops to pick up new passengers. Cops were called and were able to use the GPS on board the bus to track it down. Did we mention that our bozo left his truck running in the parking lot of the depot blasting loud rock music? And that he told the cops he was just celebrating his birthday and had only “borrowed” the train. Sorry, you’re busted! Charged with grand theft, burglary and possession of drug paraphernalia.