King of the World? More Like King of the Bozos

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Don Reese for sending in today’s report from Pinellas, Park, Florida. Bozo Damon Hill was spotted trying to re-create a scene from the movie Titanic while doing 105 mph. The cops reported our bozo was flying down U.S. Highway 19 with his arms outstretched “like Jack from the Titanic.” He was pulled over and was one of the first recipients of charges under the new Florida Super Speeder Law which imposes more severe charges on drivers doing in excess of 100 mph. Li’l Jack Junior has been charged with reckless driving and dangerous excessive speeding.

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