Bozo criminal for today comes from Kissimmee, Florida where cops were called to the Windsor Hills Resort on a report of a disturbance. When they arrived, there was no longer a disturbance going on but residents showed the officers cell phone videos that were certainly disturbing. According to the police report the video showed our bozo engaged in “intimate contact with a vacuum cleaner.” Yep, a vacuum cleaner. Further investigation revealed the identity of “Mr. Hoover” and it seems he has been accused of several other acts of public lewdness in the past. Busted! Charged with indecent exposure. Lawyers are now lining up to represent the vacuum cleaner.