Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ken Landers for sending in today’s report from the International File in Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada. Residents of Flin Flon were understandably excited about the creation of the Snow Lodge, built almost entirely of ice and snow, and designed for hosting dinners, concerts and other events. One of the only parts of the structure not made of snow or ice was the front door, a piece of plywood painted white. Now, if you were a bozo living in Flin Flon and looking for something to steal, what would you grab? That plywood front door, of course. Witnesses reported someone driving a Ford Bronco removed said door and made off with it. Fortunately, the RCMP, acting on tips from the public, sprang into action and recovered the door, and a second unrelated door, from a nearby residence. In the interim, a temporary door had been installed but city officials say they will save the door and plan to use it on an even bigger and better Snow Palace next year. At last report, the RCMP was still searching for our bozo door thief, who was not at home when the stolen door was recovered.