Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Anthony Lucero for sending in today’s report from the International File in Milan, Italy. It seems our bozo, a 44-year-old Slovak national had been on the run from Italian cops for 16 years on an outstanding warrant for a string of burglaries. He was living outside Italy and out of reach of the cops when he got this hankering to see the Slolvakian hockey team take part in this year’s Olympics. He barely had time to get himself checked into a guesthouse on the outskirts of Milan before the cops came knocking on his door. Busted! And headed back to prison to serve the 11 months remaining on his sentence. Maybe he can catch the games on Peacock.