Bozo criminal for today comes from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where the South Hills Village Mall was having its annual “Pictures with the Easter Bunny” event. According to the police report, our 36-year-old bozo approached the bunny and began asking personal questions, at which time bunny directed him to talk to her assistant. Apparently not satisfied with his query as to whether the bunny was a boy or girl, our bozo inappropriately touched the bunny costume and even shoved his fingers into the mouth of the poor rabbit’s head. When the cops questioned him about the alleged assault, he said, “It’s just a doll, right?” Nope. Busted! Charged with indecent assault and harrassment.