Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Oslo, Norway comes the story of a bozo criminal who broke into a home, stole a couple of TVs, a VCR and some stereo equipment before realizing that he was on foot and had no way to get the stuff home. So, he did what any bozo criminal would do in such a predicament. He called a cab. He then stacked all the stuff out on the curb and waited for the cab to arrive. The suspicious cabbie took the bozo home and then called the cops who came right over and arrested our bozo thief.