Bozo criminal for today comes from Detroit, Michigan where bozo Mary Sparks was doing a little shoplifting at a neighborhood department store, stuffing clothes and other items into a large duffel bag that she had in her shopping cart. Just as she was about to make her getaway whe noticed a couple of police officers watching her. Frantically she started putting the items back on the shelf, eventually deciding that it was not worth it and walking out of the store leaving her duffel bag and shopping cart behind. As the cops were going through the bag they found our boao had also left behind her purse which contained her ID. The cops called her and told her that some good citizen had found her purse and that she could pick it up at the police station. Like a typical bozo she went down to get it and was arrested.