April 18, 2000

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Bozo criminals for today come from the International File. From Copenhagen, Denmark comes the story of two bozo Danish sailors who had shore leave in Copenhagen. Our bozos headed straight from the fishing boat to a nearby pub where they proceeded to throw down a few beers. Sometime during the drinking spree the bozos decided it might be fun to play "dodge em" in a nearby car dealer’s parking lot. The bozos climbed a fence, picked a car each and drove around the lot, hitting 31 other vehicles and causing an estimated $640,000 in damage. Somehow, the bozos managed to escape and returned to their ship, but were quickly arrested. All the cops had to do was follow their noses. The overwhelming smell of fish in the two cars led the police to the bozos’ fishing vessel, docked nearby.