Bozo criminals quite often come up with some strange requests but this one is a doozy. From Jensen Beach, Florida comes the story of bozo Ariella Marella who was the subject of a search warrant early Tuesday. At her residence, SWAT team members seized cocaine, meth, drug paraphernalia and brass knuckles. Additionally, she was on probation for a 2022 conviction for possession of cocaine, Ecstasy, and marijuana. Quite the fun girl, apparently. But it was when they reached for her backpack that she got the most agitated. “Don’t take my dildo!” she shouted. She’s headed to jail. Whereabouts of the dildo are unknown.