Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 36890: Always lock it and pocket the key. From Stanford, Kentucky comes the story of bozo Jeremiah Tucker who attempted to rob a mobile home by forcing his way through the front door. That’s where his problems began. Once inside, he was confronted by the homeowner, who began wrestling with our bozo. Seeing the error of his ways, our bozo made a hasty retreat for his vehicle, only to find that the homeowner’s girlfriend had gone to the car during the fight and had taken the keys from the ignition. Seeing that he was in more trouble than he could handle, our bozo simply got inside his car and waited for the cops to arrive. He’s under arrest.