Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Pococi, Costa Rica where guards spotted something suspicious just outside the walls of the Pococi Penitentiary. Further investigation determined that it was a would-be drug smuggler, wearing a make-shift backpack, attempting to scale the barbed wire fence surrounding the facility. Quick action by the guards resulted in the smuggler being captured and 236 grams of marijuana and 68 grams of heroin confiscated. The suspect offered up little resistance and was taken to a veterinarian for further examination. Whaaaa? Yep, our bozo drug mule was a cat with the contraband strapped to his back. Authorities say it seems the inmates were trying to lure the smuggler into the facility with food.