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Bozo criminal for today violated seldom used Bozo Rule Number 909092: Stay away from those flaming hot chips if you’re on probation. It seems Bozo Darren Dotson, whose probation forbade consumption of alcohol, decided to enter the “Hot Chip Challenge” a contest where you see just how incendiary a chip you can consume. Apparently this challenge, which took place in a bar, was videoed and our bozo was seen taking a swig from a Corona after a particularly hot chip. Sorry, pal, you should have stuck with water. His probation officer was reviewing social media and spotted our bozo drinking the beer, which, along with being in a bar, was prohibited under the rules of his probation. Busted! Our bozo, who has previous convictions for dealing in stolen property; cocaine sales; grand theft; credit card fraud; heroin possession; cocaine possession; theft; burglary; and violating a domestic violence protection order is headed back to jail.

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