Our bozo criminal for today from Springfield, Missouri, was foiled by modern technology. It seems college student bozo Ryan Slater went on a rampage, vandalizing 17 cars in a Missouri State parking lot, shattering windows, breaking off mirrors and denting hoods. Mr. College Boy didn’t take a couple of things into account. Number one, there were security cameras in the parking lot. Number two, the conversation he had with ChatGPT where he confessed to the crime and discussed the possibility of getting caught remained on his phone. And number three, yes, the cops are going to look at that ChatGPT transcript after you gave them permission to search your phone. Busted! Charged with vandalism and destruction of property.