Our bozo story for today comes from the International File in Pyongyang, North Korea. And we’ll leave it up to you as to whether we’re looking at boobs or bozos here. It seems Kim Jong Un is upset with “rotten capitalistic acts” that have been committed in the name of “bourgeois customs”. Crack strike teams have been deployed around the country to deal with a two-fold problem that is apparently straining to break free, with orders to deflate the situation as quickly as possible. And the problem? Boob Jobs. It seems the Dear Leader is incensed that droves of North Korean women have been getting breast enhancement surgery using illegal silicone imported from China. So far two patients and one surgeon have been taken into custody. Sources say authorities hope to squeeze down the problem before it grows to enormous proportions.