Bozo criminal for today comes from our Christmas Comes Earlier Every Year file. Police in Brea, California received a report of a man apparently passed out in his car around 7am. When they arrived, they found the man indeed fast asleep. It was what he was wearing that made this story worthy of being included in our report. Said bozo was dressed head to toe in a Santa Claus suit. Yep. In October. Our bozo offered up no explanation for his clothing choice as he was taken to jail to sleep it off.