We start the new year off with one of the stranger bozo stories to come down the pike in a while. From Hanover, Pennsylvania, comes the story of bozo Chrystal Hampton, who walked into the Royal Farms convenience store with one thing on her mind. First, we should tell you that Royal Farms has a big refrigerated cooler with glass walls called the Beer Cave. It was in said Beer Cave that our bozo decided to do her business. Surveillance footage shows her pushing a few cases of beer around, dropping her pants and pooping on the shelves of the cave. After doing her duty she pulled up her pants and left the premises. Imagine the surprise awaiting the next person coming in for a case of their favorite beverage (maybe Schlitz?) She’s been charged with open lewdness, scattering rubbish, and criminal mischief.