Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Derbyshire, England, where the cops were chasing a thief but lost him when he leapt over a fence and onto a farmer’s property. This turned out to be a really bad idea. This farmer has eight llamas who are very possessive about their territory. The animals, which can reach a height of 6 feet and have an nasty habit of spitting, quickly surrounded our bozo, making a terrible racket. He was held in check by the llamas until the cops arrived. After his release from llama custody, he was arrested and charged with theft.