Our bozo criminals for today come from Jasper County, Texas, where deputies were called to a report of break-in at a residence. The homeowner told the cops that she had been in an argument with two women earlier in the evening and they had broken into her home and assaulted her. “Yes, ma’am. Would these two women be the same women whose vehicle is stuck in the mud in your driveway?” Busted! Charged with second degree burglary of a habitation.