Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Anthony Lucero for sending in today’s report from Anchorage, Alaska. Over the years we’ve reported on Bozos armed with various weapons, from pickles to burgers to the more conventional guns and knives. But today is our first ever case of a bozo robbing a bank with Jesus as a weapon. Bozo Dalton Jennings walked into an Anchorage Credit Union and handed the teller a note saying, “I have a weapon. And that weapon I am armed with is the power & authority of Jesus Christ. Empty the drawer into an envelope do not set off the alarm. Thank you.” The teller, not wanting to risk getting on Jesus’s bad side, emptied the till of cash and handed it to our bozo, who headed to the Costco across the street. And that’s were the cops arrested him, and when they noticed he was wearing an ankle monitor from a previous arrest. Busted! On the way to lock-up our bozo asked the officers if he would be getting any of his money back. Only if Jesus is on the defense team.