Bozo criminal for today comes from our Only in Texas file. Our bozo was involved in an accident with a semitruck on the very busy I-45 near downtown Houston. We’re not sure of all the details, but after the accident the 64-year-old woman apparently exited her car with a gun and a folding chair. She then planted her chair right in the middle of the southbound lanes of the busy freeway, refusing to budge even as traffic whizzed by her. Police quickly shut down both northbound and southbound lanes of the freeway while negotiations ensued. After five hours she folded up her chair and was taken into custody. She’s been taken to a hospital for further evaluation.