Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida. Police responded to 2 am report of a break-in at a Popeyes restaurant. Surveillance footage showed our 25-year-old bozo entering the restaurant through the drive-thru window. So he broke in and stole some stuff, right? Wrong. He broke in and pretended to take an order at the drive-thru, “typing on the order station,” according to the police report. Once the order was completed, he grabbed himself a bottle of water and exited the same way he came in. When confronted, our bozo didn’t deny or offer any explanation for his actions. Instead, he volunteered to show the cops his own personal video of his exploits. Police believe alcohol was involved. Busted! And charged with third degree felony breaking and entering. And as a post script, we should note he was bailed out by his father. And his paperwork indicates he is a 2023 college graduate of the University of Colorado’s Leeds School of Business. The future is obviously bright for this fine young man. After he serves up to five years in prison.