Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Prince George, British Columbia, Canada, where nothing much gets past the RCMP. Certainly not a guy driving a hot pink kids size Barbie Jeep down Fifteenth Avenue during morning rush hour. And you should know that, under Canadian law, anything powered by more than human muscle counts as a motor vehicle, including Barbie-mobiles. Turns out our bozo had a suspended license and was determined to be driving while impaired. No big surprise there. His plea that he was just “headed down to get a Slurpee” didn’t fly. Busted!! Charged with DUI and driving without a license.