Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin. Our tale of misadventure begins just before 1 am when security cameras at Pleasant Prairie Fire Station No. 3 caught someone driving away in a fire department pickup truck. Perhaps our bozo was colorblind or maybe she just didn’t care that the truck she had just stolen was bright red and emblazoned with a number of symbols indicating was an official fire department vehicle, making it really easy to spot. It wasn’t long after she grabbed the truck that she decided to try to get something to eat by using the two way radio inside. Dispatchers reported her exact words were, “I’m hungry, you got food in there?” When the cops pulled her over, the officer noticed she was naked and her dress was in the bed of the truck. Her response to why was “I’m supposed to be meeting someone.” Right now the only person she’s meeting will be the judge and we hope she remembers her dress. She’s charged with operating a motor vehicle without the owner’s consent.