Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Dalton, New Hampshire. Firefighters were called to a report of a fire at a residence and when they arrived they found the home fully engulfed in flames. While they were working to get the blaze under control, the homeowner, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, decided to take one of the fire department vehicles for a little joy ride. While driving, he struck another fire engine that was engaged in firefighting operations, ran over multiple water supply lines and narrowly avoided running down three firefighters. But he wasn’t done. A homeowner nearby reported that he had crashed onto their property and was actively trying to steal items off the front porch. Troopers arrived and caught him trying to break into the rear of the residence. Hope you had fun as you’re busted! And charged with three counts of reckless conduct with a deadly weapon, obstructing government administration, felony theft by unauthorized taking, four counts of conduct after an accident, burglary and resisting arrest and detention.