Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Anthony Lucero for sending in today’s report from Pierce County, Washington. Bozo Duane Perry led the cops on a high speed chase in a stolen Corvette before one of the officers, using a PIT maneuver, caused the vehicle to become stuck in an embankment. The car was impounded and our bozo arrested at the scene. End of story, right? Nope. This guy just had a thing for this Corvette. A few weeks later deputies answered a call at the towing service. Gates had been cut overnight and the Corvette in question had been stolen from the lot. Using cellphone data, police were able to determine that out bozo was at or near the lot the night the car was stolen and that he was near where the police recovered the car after it had been abandoned. Busted! Charged with burglary and motor vehicle theft.