May 2, 2005

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Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Louis, Missouri where bozo Walter McKenzie was at the county courthouse, being arraigned on a misdemeanor charge. When he left his arraignment the bozo urge struck him, and it was just too strong to resist. Instead of leaving the courthouse and heading home, he instead went up six floors to the courthouse cafe and grabbed $260 from the cash register. The cafe owner gave chase down three hallways and back through the cafe to an elevator. At this point the cafe owner told our bozo, "I’m too fat to do this again, and so are you. Go sit down." It sounded like sage advice to our bozo. He was quickly arrested.