Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Don Reese for bringing us today’s report which features another bozo foiled by modern technology. It seems our homeowner in the Florida city of Lutz was sleeping peacefully the other night when he was awakened by a clatter in his backyard. Going out to investigate, he discovered a drone had crashed near his pack porch. He picked up the unmanned aircraft and took it inside whereupon he discovered a brown bag attached to the thing. Inside the bag were what appeared to be drugs, which prompted a quick call to the cops. While waiting for the cops to arrive, the homeowner’s security cam captured a man with a flashlight knocking on the front door. Yep, this is our bozo. He was still in the front yard when the cops pulled up and he tried to play it cool. He told the police he was “out flying his drone” and he thought it had crashed in the backyard of the residence. Bad idea, pal. You just claimed ownership of a drone that was delivering what turned out to be baggies of methamphetamine and fentanyl. Busted! Charged with possession of a controlled substance with intent to sell or deliver, driving with license cancelled or revoked, operating unregistered vehicle, and out of county warrant, failure to appear. He’s being held in jail without bond.